OWNED

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20051019-5458.html

i love life to the fullest, it might take a while to load the page but its worth reading. gabe is now my new best friend

Jack Thompson, more evil than angry vaginas

satans child, simply put. If you dont know what im talking about then i shall help fill cho ass in:

it seems our great friends from great online webcomic sites (Penny arcade, VG cats) are owning this mans ass and helping inform the better part of the online world about jack, now because im a lazy ass and dont like typing alot ill just throw links at you like some mom throws her festering children. Mr. VG cat man (its just one guy right? i so confused *cry cry*) posted this on his (!?) site: http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php their front page has some links to joystiq.com about it as well: http://www.vgcats.com/ and check out the comic while your there too because its just as important if not more.

the guys at penny arcade got a good sized hit from Mr. satan child, but Penny hit back harder (like a bitch slap to the nuts with a pimp/class ring on) their main site tells you pretty much everything you need to know: http://www.penny-arcade.com/ im guessing after a few days some sort of uproar will happen and if not then jack mustve eaither killed himself or dug a hole and went and hid in it with his 10k. and again check the comic its awsome.

heres some other links just incase your to damn lazy to click on anything else on those sites: http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000743063662/
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=12259
http://biz.gamedaily.com/features.asp?article_id=10830


oh and one last thing before i go i thought this was just funny as hell when i saw it you might think its funny or you might not i dont know but anyways i thought it was perfect, it might still be there when you go to the site or not but here it is:

Survey time bitches

This or That
Created by poeticxstar and taken 7764 times on Bzoink
Coke or Pepsi?	pepsi
Love or Lust?	love
tv or movies?	movies
cats or dogs?	dogs
meal or dessert?	dessert
east coast or west coast?	east
tall or short?	short
football or baseball?	football
soccer or basketball?	soccer
outside or indoors?	indoors
blonde or brunette?	brunette
apples or oranges?	oranges
aol or yahoo?	yahoo
stars or moons?	stars
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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
Created by LaBelleAmie and taken 33599 times on Bzoink
The Basic Stuff
Name?	Chantz Albaugh
Age?	16
Height?	5' 9"
Weight?	129
Birthday?	july 16th 1989
Birthplace?	Traverse City, Michigan
Current Location?	Traverse City, Michigan
School/Grade?	11th
Zodiac Sign?	cancer
Chinese Zodiac Sign?	snake
Righty or Lefty?	right
Haircolor?	brown/very light red
Eyecolor?	blue
Skin Color?	white
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?	parents devorced, three brothers
Any Pets?	dog
If So What Are They?	genghis the horror
Favorite Relative?	Ju Ju!! ^_^
Least Favorite Relative?	anyone from moms side -.-
What's Your Heritage/Race?	from moms side-german british, dads side-italian,irish,british
Political Affilation?	your mom
Love & Sex
Sexuality?	i dont get it....i like girls and boys ^^
Are You In A Relationship Now?	yes
If So, With Whom?	chi
For How Long?	....uh summer
Are You In Love?	yes
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?	chi
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?	yes
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?	6.9
Virgin?	heh....no
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?	oh shit it was 7th grade
Was It Enjoyable?	dont remember was drunk
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?	all the way
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?	ear/neck
Best Love Quote?	and the truth, is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt
Your Friends
Best?	peter
How Many Do You Have?	15
More Guys Or Girls?	guys
Love Them All?	in a non-sexual way
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?	no
Oldest?	peter
Newest?	casey
Pen Pal?	none
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen	kelsey
Flower	maria
Pink	chi
Window	peter
Heart	casey (inside joke)
Mother	chi
Bread	maria
Insane	brandon lilly
Sunglasses	kelsey
Pimp	soj
Cross	kelsey
Lonely	maria
Car	alex
Music	chantz
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?	boxers
Thongs or G-Strings?	thong
Shorts or Pants?	pants
Shoes or Barefeet?	shoes
Books or Movies?	movies
Night or Day?	night
Dark or Light?	dark
Mountains or Beach?	beach
Snow or Sun?	snow
Pepsi or Coke?	pepsi
Guys or Girls?	both
Swim or Surf?	swim
For or Against
Gay Marriage?	for
Abortion?	for
Bush Getting Re-elected?	against
Suicide?	for
War?	against
Pants?	against
Clothes In General?	against
Penises?	confused
Favorites
Color?	pink
Number?	42
Holiday?	hallowmas (halloween + christmas = awsome_
Season?	summer
Movie?	nightmare before christmas
Book?	XXX holic
Magazine?	wired
Food?	cotton candy
Drink?	pepsi
TV Show?	family guy
Song?	the crimson
Band?	the used
Computer Game?	head rush
Video Game?	zelda
Anime/Manga?	bleach/XXXholic
Shirt?	destiny comes on broken wings - express shirt
Pants?	my patch pants
Actor?	johnny depp
Actress?	cate blanchette
Singer?	bert mccracken
Flower?	rose
Scent?	what chi smells like if not chi then what soj smells like
Animal?	cat
Cookie?	chocolate chip
The Future
Want To Go To College?	yes
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?	comedian
Want To Get Married?	yes
Want To Have Kids?	yes
What Would Their Names Be?	optimus prime, megatron, and voltron
How Many?	three i guess
Where Do You Want To Live?	where ever chi wants to
Where Do You Want To Get Married?	i really dont know
How Do You Want To Die?	some cool way
More Stuff About You
Piercings?	none
Tattoos?	later
Smoke?	no
Drink?	once
Do Drugs?	no
Skinny Dip?	yes
Greatest Fear?	life with out dane cook or taylor
Chocolate or Vanilla?	chocolate
Go To Church?	no
Religion?	no
Scars?	18
CDs Owned?	25
Collections?	manga, legos, a few models
Like To Be Naked?	sure
Ever Eaten Sushi?	yes
An Entire Case Of Oreos?	hell yeah double stuff ones too
Been On Stage?	yes
Danced In The Rain?	no
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?	no
Weirdest Dream?	dont remember
Best Dream?	dont remember
Saddest Dream?	dont remember
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?	dont have to work
Think You're Attractive?	sure
Shoplifted?	yes
Been Caught "Doing Something"?	no
Weirdest Makeout Place?	backseat middle feet on the hump
Like Thunderstorms?	yes
Favorite Shoes?	pumas!
Favorite Quote?	"i got a new demin jacket they bedazzled and shit" or anything else by dane cook
Best Advice Given?	CAR!
Worst Advice Given?	"chantz go out with her"
Favorite Song Lyric?	and the last night i lie could i lie with you?
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?	lackadaisical: lacking spirit or liveliness.
Glad This Is Over?	sure
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wanna know a fun game that doesnt exist anymore unless you like go on ebay? Head rush

psh yeah thats my post for the day so be happy bitches, ill post something later on tonight maybe