im taking a brake from carving krug, leo, and aries(?) into a damn pumpkin k? k
so I have a story to tell about this morning, while the semi-talk was about my hair the main topic was kelseys morning which she made seem fucking awesome but in all reality she fucking woke up and had some porage or whatever the fuck it is OATMEAL yeah that stuff god damn its sick *shivers* so I chantz albaugh am here to in a sense 'jazz' up her morning here we go.
kelsey woke up like any other morning her room slightly messy and her computer on with IMs from a few people buzzing her and asking her if she was alive giving a slight groan she got out of bed and went to the bathroom where she showered, brushed her teeth, and did everything else she needed to except for one small flaw she forgot to brush her hair and oh how the chaos began when she got out of the bathroom and closed the door the house began to shake pictures fell and the TV exploded and shrapnel sliced through the air taking a lock of kelseys hair and slicing her mothers jugular vein her head instantly dropped down into her scalding hot oatmeal (doctor's would later find that she died of drowning and not of blood loss) kelsey cried in horror at the blood splattered across the walls her father rushed from behind and grabbed kelsey and pushed her to the ground to protect her from other pieces of the deadly TV once the dust had settled and everything seemed fine her father looked around some looking for what caused this it was dead quiet except for the sound of drywall crumbling and crashing to the ground the ground began to shake yet again and the kitchen wall exploded in a firely blaze, robots stormed through as if the battle of the buldge had just came through and into her kitchen kelsey let out yet another cry as she watched them run towards her precocious little dog thames who sat innocently wagging his tail slightly then right before kelseys small brown eyes thames exploded into a blue flame fur flew everywhere and some fell on kelsey blood dripped from the floor she screamed and cried at what she saw and felt she looked back up and in the place of thames stood Optimus Prime taking no time Optimus set to work destroying the small robots one by one crushing their small bodies with little effort after a few minutes and a half destroyed house Optimus was done he transformed into the large mac truck and drove kelsey to school telling her why he was hiding in the body of the poor thames and why thames was never a real dog but really just him in a very small confined space and how by not brushing her hair hell had broken loose for that half an hour. Once kelsey was to school she told her story to her dear friends who didn't believe her until she showed them Optimus and his greatness. Although saddened by the fact of losing her dog she was happy that she had gained a new friend that could kill anyone by simply not paying attention.
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